I'm thinking of hiring a prostite to be my friend when I'm bored. It would be so easy, I'll just call her up, pay her some money and we'd play Mortal Kombat or something. Of course, I couldn't let her sit on any of the furniture, though. And she'd have to do whatever I want to do! Maybe I'd even teach her to be a lady! We could go to museums and ( Read more... )

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First I want to say: If you want a cheese omelet, just go to a restaraunt and buy one. DO NOT MAKE IT AT HOME! IT WILL NOT WORK!!

Second: THE WHITE STRIPES ARE GOING TO BE ON CONAN'S LAST SHOW ON FEBRUARY 20TH AND I'M SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EXITED!!!

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Light blue was a bad choice.